Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 13, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 13 days ago

    They’re very manipulative.

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    Gent  12 days ago

    Well he just want more foods ya steenky hooman so just feeds him more. That ain’t no crime.

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    JamieLee Premium Member 12 days ago

    I’ve had many cats in my lifetime but I’ve never had one that is as hungry as the one I have now. He will eat anything, including an entire mouse! YUCK

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    Kaputnik  12 days ago

    Lie detectors aren’t even reliable on humans. Why expect them to work better on cats?

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    Chris  12 days ago

    cats are good liars. :j

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    uniquename  12 days ago

    Try catnip.

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    johnjoyce  12 days ago

    The moment Sherwood spaniel crossed the threshold, the walk never happened…that’s how he’d get two walks out of his people at different times in the afternoon.

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    ekke  12 days ago

    Cats are basically sociopaths, and if you don’t give a care then you can pass any number of lie detector tests.

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    namelocdet  12 days ago

    Talk about “poker faces”… Don’t ever get into a staring contest with a cat. You’ll lose.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 12 days ago

    Beagles will try to lie about having been already fed. Beagles and labs, the pigs of the dog world.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 12 days ago

    Does he have his fingers crossed? :)

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    Digital Frog  12 days ago

    do a cat scan of its stomach

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  12 days ago

    “ Ha, I’m just kitten. I already ate.”

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    James Noury Premium Member 12 days ago

    Duh! Cats rule!

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