Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 27, 2024

And how does she drive you wild?…..

The secret’s out…. birds use toilets!

We all have our talents.

Hubby only did that one time in early 55 years.

Can’t agree with the ladies on this. Makes more sense to leave it up out of harm’s way, and only lower it when it’s needed. But then they wouldn’t be able to criticize men endlessly for their poor aim.

I don’t get the big deal about leaving it up…..Look before you sit! It’s THAT easy! LOL!

That issue was settled very early in our house …

Works every time :)

Why is this an issue? Are women blind? If you tip it gravity does the rest!

If everyone that uses the toilet put the lid down after each use everyone would have to lift it to use the toilet. This would accomplish 3 or 4 things: 1) non-discrimination between sexes; 2) prevent things falling in the bowl; 3) reduce germs on nearby surfaces; and 4) prevent dogs or small children from drinking from the toilet.

After 55yrs wife still thinks I’m sexy,every time I walk by she says geez what an a$$

It’s the other way around at our house.

House hold battles: Toilet Seats, up or down; Toilet Paper, over or under; Tooth Paste, squeeze from the end or the middle; don’t even get me started on how to fold laundry.

I’ve been a bachelor for over 10 yrs now, and there are many things I miss about being married. Having said that my life is much calmer and quieter than before.

Leave the seat down, but also the cover. Then see what the reaction is.

the argument ended when i asked her why she didn’t leave the seat UP.

Yup, I always put the lid down. I have some of those slow closing ones so they don’t slam.

I think I’d reciprocate by complaining every time I found she put it down.

Ever sat on a cold porcelain throne in the middle of the night? It’s an eye opening experience and you only have to do it once to learn.

ba dum tss

Do women not have the sense to put the seat down when it is up?

I have no problem leaving the seat down, but then she complains the seat is wet! What did she expect?

A classic of the genre.