Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 01, 2024

“I thought we return them at Devils Tower.”

Netanyahu will free them.

Couldn’t get the probs out safely.

No problem; they’ll just abduct Marie Kondo and let her declutter their spaceship.

Aw … really … but they’re all so special to me.

But the paperwork for doing that is such a pain!

You know as well as I do that they don’t really want to return…

Which ones bring you joy?

Their wives said, keep ’em.

Aha. Just what the alien astronut theorists was always suspected!

But think of how much money they will be worth one day. There is a limited collectors edition in there.

They all look very well probed. Just send them back.

Treat it like my garage. I’m told “If you haven’t used it in the last 6 months, it’s time to give it away”. That would be great except that anything I give away, throw away, or sell gets replaced three-fold. I think my garage has a floor but I can’t prove it.

oops.

And they are starting to get a little gamey.

Why? Is there some kind of deposit still on them? They’ve been washed. :)

Isn’t there always ONE more thing you can think to do with one?

He’s too lazy to implant the tags for later collecting.

oopsie