Close to Home by John McPherson for November 12, 2024

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    seanfear  2 days ago

    and killing yourself afterward?

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    C  2 days ago

    On the spot entertainment

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    comixbomix  2 days ago

    Your Dad? Isn’t that how you wake up your aunts?

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    Dobie  Premium Member 2 days ago

    Their funeral was nice… a few close friends, a few family members.

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    nosirrom  2 days ago

    On the plus side, Dad won’t have to worry about that mole on his neck.

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    scpandich  2 days ago

    Bleeb’s been in stealth mode lately.

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    tomems8  2 days ago

    Looks like Bleeb doesn’t want any part of this!

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    jbduncan  2 days ago

    He’s dreaming he is running a marathon. He can feel the burn!

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    DaBump Premium Member 2 days ago

    Owie.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 2 days ago

    I always knew he was a hot head. I just didn’t know why.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 2 days ago

    Just getting dad fired up for another day of work mom.

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    jango  2 days ago

    Do-It-At-Home carotid artery procedure?

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    HOTLOTUS1  2 days ago

    mmmm. steak fries with cheese and italian dressing

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    awittbek Premium Member 2 days ago

    I’m surprised that the holder of the magnifying glass doesn’t look like Dennis the Menace.

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    CrzyDyeman  2 days ago

    We’re removing his mole.

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    DavidPlatt  2 days ago

    I’m not sure whether they’re trying to remove an old tattoo, draw a new one, or cook ethnic vegetables (Swiss, charred).

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    brick10  2 days ago

    2nd degree burns or 3rd if he doesn’t wake soon

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    Buoy  2 days ago

    Is this what they call wake n bake?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  2 days ago

    “ Magnify give it a try?”

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    cuzinron47  2 days ago

    He’s gonna do a slow burn.

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    wildlandwaters  2 days ago

    it’s awfully quiet in there… mus’ be up ta no good!

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    rbullfogg  2 days ago

    No Bleep! First one in awhile.

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    mokspr Premium Member 2 days ago

    “Well that’s how Superman shaves…”

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    norphos  2 days ago

    Brats.

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    geese28  1 day ago

    Probably get rid of those stubborn ingrown hairs

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    sincavage05  1 day ago

    Doing a science experiment, how long till dad starts on fire.

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    swadeparker Premium Member 1 day ago

    Magnifying glasses today won’t even cook bugs.

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    swadeparker Premium Member 1 day ago

    “Dad said he wanted to be cremated.”

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    mbrahms26  1 day ago

    Dad will be all fired up when he awakes!

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