Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 16, 2024

Is it plasma?

Delivered by Amazon.

It must have painful measuring it on the diagonal.

Powered by some of those Amazon Fire sticks…

Basically … it’s bigger. Bigger is not necessarily better.

He won’t be smiling when Mrs. Caveman sees how sooty the cave walls get from a large indoor fire, and puts him to work cleaning them.

A tenderfoot in the wilderness builds a big fire and sits far away. An experienced trailsman builds a small fire and sits close to it.

I’m kind of disappointed. No insurance line/joke. :-(

Cromagnon y-chromosome.

Wait’ll you get the firewood bill.

The original Fire TV

He’s ready for the Christmas season, to play the yule log.

Wow! So realistic, you can almost feel the heat and smell the smoke.

He should be able to get the program Fire Country on that thing.

“Sorry, got to go. Big fire must feed all the time.”

Too expensive for me. I’ll wait a few days to get one on black-soot Friday.