Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 14, 2024

Phoebe is starting to get a dirty mind. Well, maybe only dusty at this point, but you get the idea.

Try “Flank” next time.

Good “Point” Marigold!

Good point, Marigold (no pun intended … or maybe yes …) But I wonder if, after each unicorn passed the message on to the next, whether the message that reached its destination was anything like the one that started out on its journey.

If they get poked extra hard is it air mail?!

A poke in the rump is funny, whatever the species. Assuming it has a rump. Besides, it’s usually the best sized target.

What what?

Ok; let’s say “Poked in the Ham hocks,” instead!

“I never said ‘butt,’” said Marigold as the camera pointed conveniently at hers.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Silly spider-hooved youngling, unicorns always poke each other elegantly in the derriere.

To quote Douglas Adams, “if that’s their sales pitch, what’s it like in the complaints department?”

I’ve always wanted to watch unicorns fight like bighorn sheep…..

Still, getting poked anywhere with a sharp implement is not my idea of a fun time.

Says She, whom does not wear pants…..

How does the message survive intact, unlike the old telephone game?