Pickles by Brian Crane for November 27, 2024

No sweat

Ask her to buy white satin sheets and then look at the sheet in the morning.

Don’t wanna know.

♪♫ Nights on White Satin…

Sliding off of the end… ♪♫

TMI

Gross…

If it’s not sweat, blame the dog.

Roscoe had to race like a p!ss horse!

Opal gave him the “slips”!

?

Depends on what you’re wearing.

Earl is definitely showing his age here in this strip (and it’s not middle age).

It’s sunset in the third panel, and the third panel only. Brian Crane has evidently been getting into the supply of pharmaceuticals at Overboard.

Too much information, Earl.

“Satin sheets to lie on, satin pillows to cry on, stillI’m not happy don’t you see?”— Tammy Wynette

Ooh, and he’s touching the horseshoe!

Hey, he called them satin sheets. He calls them satan sheets when talking to Opal. tsk tsk tsk.

Distinct odor difference between the two.

I’ve heard that yellow satin is soothing. Or was that alarming? I always get “serious news” articles mixed up with misinformation. darn!

But with the reduces friction, you can practice your break dancing moves in bed

Eeeuuuwwwwwww……….TMI

That’s not funny, that’s just gross. Yuck.

“You sheet on my bed and I keel you!” ☺

Earl needs some PJs with sandpaper elbow patches.

We do too Earl……..

Turn the mattress over with the old dip side up.

So does Opal.

my brother complained to me about waking up in the middle of the night because he has to pee, I told him thats a lot better than not waking up!

Asparagus test.

Would that it were.