Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 23, 2024

They’re from the HOA – Hut Owners Association.

If Tonzu wants to live in a crabgrass hut, let him do so. He migtht want some privacy.

Give him a break. He just weeded the yard.

The sandspurs growing around the door opening are his security system.

And then there was the Rastafarian with the “grass” hut. He was very popular.

The blue hut over yonder has some interesting music coming from it.

Kevin and Miles love it, though!!

Some are afraid that some others may like it and that they too will want to have a crabgrass hut and then it’s no more “Thatch all, Folks!”

People who live in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones.

Most of my back yard lawn is crab grass. The work/expense involved with getting rid of it is such that, over the last 10+ years, I’ve learned to live with it.

So, they had an HOA back then?

HOAs. SMH.

I guess he just doesn’t be-lawn.

Well, at least he got rid of the crab grass.

How do they feel about the Pizza Hut?

Dead crabgrass is not a problem.

Too hut to handle.

Tonzu the first environmentalist:Crabgrass uses less water and he doesn’t have to put down crabgrass killer that adds Nitrogen into the waste water

That stuff will give crabs the munchies.

Hey! Just leave the guy a lawn.

The HOA (Hut Owners Association) complained that he was bringing property values down.

That’s not a problem for the wolf who will still huff and puff and blow his hut down

When I first bought my house I was invited to an HOA meeting at a neighbor’s home three houses from me. I went and came to find out two of them were work for the HOA in some capacity and one of them asked if I would be interested in filling in should one or the other not be available in whatever capacity. It was the last meeting I attended. Now unless they ring my doorbell for whatever reason I just wave at them as I walk or drive by. I pay my dues, leave me alone. Btw the HOA sent me a letter telling me the basic cable included in my dues will not be renewed with the cable company. Bye cable, I will not spend $61 more dollars on top of the $115 I am now paying for Internet etc.

that does seem a tad antisocial

Sure, they get in his case just because he does weed.

jeez, guys… don’t be so crabby about it!