Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 04, 2024

What was that thing a blue lady once said? It is very hard to fill a cup that is already full.

I̵ ̵a̵m̵ ̵n̵o̵t̵ ̵o̵n̵ ̵t̵r̵i̵a̵l̵ ̵h̵e̵r̵e̵ umm… no.

Dakota thinks that she’s the “unicorn“ of the human race.

And you’re modest too, eh Dakota?!

Dakota asked a good question. Many are legends in their own minds.

“We the fabulous often suffer.” I can relate…

Irrelevant. The relevant question is: “Are you popular with goblins?”

First, grow a twirly pointy horn from your forehead and a long, graceful tail with a fluffy puff at the end from the base of your spine. After that start exuding ephemeral sparkles from your entire body. Then you’re almost there.

EVERYONE is cooler than the Goblin Queen.

Popular, I know about popular. . .

She’s dodging the question

I think the fact that even some other unicorns have expressed occasional mild annoyance at Marigold’s own tendency to be self-centered, as well as the fact they once attempted an intervention on Marigold’s association with Phoebe (or really any human), and have since often looked upon her continued friendship with Phoebe with peculiarity, answers that question nicely. ;)

I’ve always wondered that too. Sometimes it seems like Marigold is an outcast among the other uncorns.

Snot my fault :-0

Those who know do. Those who don’t teach.

is she saying that she is the only unicorn there??????