Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 18, 2024

And you’re just a fat ga-lute.

A lyre is a stringed instrument with a U-shaped frame that was used in ancient cultures to accompany song and recitation. It is a member of the lute family of instruments and is considered a yoke lute because the strings are attached to a yoke in the same plane as the sound table.

He’s just stringing you along.

Too many puns. I’m oud of here!

He always harping about that.

Ralph brought up trumpets?

Yo Ralph! … you might be in the wrong joke!

And over in the corner, the bongos are trying to drum up support for percussion.

I luted one of those once.

Awakening the morning after an orgy, the god of thunder was stretching sleepily when he noticed a beautiful Valkyrie standing in the doorway. “Good morning,” he said. “I’m Thor”. She replied “ You’re Thor? I’m tho thor I can hardly pith.”

There’s always room for cello.

I prefer songs of Dune with Gurney on the Baliset ! ;-)

It was the medieval minstrels who ended up with all the lute.

He seems a little tightly wound

Ralph is right: the Trumpet like to toot his own horn, and he’s also a Lyre!

As we know from orange sociopaths, “many people are saying” translates to human as “I just made this s**t up”.

Do you know what a Lyre is …?

No, but if you hum a few bars I’ll try to pick it for you …!

( with a soulful heart )

What did they say in History of the World? “The check is in the mail.” Little Lyre. :)