B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 23, 2024

Imagine the shoes in the walk-in closet! She’ll break you.

What, no hissy fit, chaos, violence, destruction and the need for a centipede ex cenotaph?

In this case, a “legs man”.

What the heck is a leg man?

Nice gams! There’s an old one.

“She’s got legs…she knows how to use ’em…” Favorite ZZ Top video.

Mixed up…….what a shock!

Francine has more curves too.

Wood lice, rolly polly, pill bug – they get, um, round.

“Legs man”

At least it wasn’t a clam…..

That’s good, but I prefer from the bottom of the feet to the top of the head.

Good legs are things of beauty.

When miniskirts were first showing, some folks asked Grandpa Green, a Baptist preacher, what he thought about this terrible trend. Grandpa considered and responded, “If the Lord blessed a woman with pretty legs, she oughta show them.”

Grandma Green disagreed, but she wasn’t blessed with such legs.

With only 2 legs, I keep tripping over things. If I had as many as that bug has, I wouldn’t be able to walk anywhere.