Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 29, 2024

He shoulda sue the cat who was push him off the wall.

EGGsactly!

(Someone had to say it) :)

When he gets to court the yolks on him.

Humpty didn’t ask to be put back together again. He knew he could never afford the health care debt for it. Well, at least in America.

This cracks me up.

The new, improved, Picasso version of HD.

Okay men, you tried! But did you reeeeally let the horses try to put him together again?… ‘cause I’m gettin’ the feelin’ that you didn’t!

— King

The King’s horses and the King’s men will have to shell out a lot of money…

You won’t find a lawyer willing to take the case unless you add the king as a codefendant… don’t sue the little guys, they have no money.

Now he’s a crackhead.

He doesn’t like the patching up job.

Happened to me. I saved a woman from drowning in a boat accident and she sued me.

Now that he’s cracked up and his brain is scrambled, Humpty decided to make them pay, one good fall deserves another

Down with the KINGS MEN!

Meh. Guess it isn’t a Black Friday yolk.

…he said in exasperation.

There’s glory for you!

Don’t forget the contractor who built the wall …!

I don’t know. Governments have lawyers unto the tenth generation.

Now the yolks on them.

Humpty’s just scofflaw, he fell on purpose ! ;-)

you’re yoking, right??

Humpty’s just a shell of his former self…!

another evil lawyer!