Herman by Jim Unger for November 18, 2024

Gee, when you put it that way.

That’s funny!

Sadly, my Chihuahua passed away three years ago. I could have used this line if she were still around.

Dog food is probably more nutritious, and it has less fat.

Mostly?

I met a lot of dogs when I used to make deliveries. One house had a huge dog, he didn’t bark or bite, but he ran in circles around me and licked my arms. (I was covered with slobber by the time I left!)

Maybe that’s what improves his disposition.

RUN ! ! !

Yes, I love animals. With the right seasoning they are delicious.

A lady asked my brother if his dog bites…He told her, Yes he has teeth….

“Does your dog bite?”.. ‘no".. dog bites man… "I thought you said he doesn’t bite???" .. “That’s not my dog”

Not what I would call a ‘friendly’ face.

Some times, when he’s an extra good boy, he gets rewarded with a cat.

He’s a very friendly dog until he’s not.

The dog looks like he is sizing up the guy for a nosh.

[as music plays and a rainbow appears] So now you know!

Especially the fat ones.

Man’s best friend!

“You smell delicious!”

I remember driving up to a farmhouse to do some work, and a great dane came running up to my vehicle. As I sat there, I was actually looking up at it’s face… needless to say, I did not get out of the vehicle!

Tastes just like chicken

Probably best that you keep him on that diet.

With a litle bits of salt and peppers, peepils tasting better to beeg doggie.

the dog tried to eat a clown but he couldnt, it tasted funny…

People are always telling me that their dog isn’t going to hurt my cat, loves cats, has a kitten at home … blah, blah, blah. How is my cat supposed to know that and how do you know what your dog does when he gets loose?

Scary looking mutt.

TO SERVE MAN

Oh, this eating man meme again?Okay dust off the fava beans and chianti sides routine again…(big sigh)

Great joke. Love it.

The New Yorker comic; he loves children but we mostly feed him dry food.