Close to Home by John McPherson for November 23, 2024

Why does the foot remind me of Monty Python

My chiropractor had “CRAWL-INS WELCOME” on his sign for a while.

Keep your eyes down, Bleeb.

Yes, but we don’t do hop-ins! I’ll tell ya what… hop down to the corner, turn right and hop in the first door, hop up to the main floor and hop on the elevator. Hop off at the third floor, hop down the hall to the third door and hop into Doctor Hoppin’s office. He’ll hop-right-on-it and fix ya right up!

Good one!!!

Thought he needed the bathroom

The game’s a foot.

Kind of how this comic gets into the lineup each day.

There’s no podiatrist here in Crestwood…

What’s your problem there Buddy? I-HOP.

“ Holy chirop this hurts!!”

Actually it is a good sign I’m sure some Podiatrist will cut this out and hang it on their door

Ah lady, you got a little alien stuck on your foot.

I wish that podiatrists would take hop-ins. All the ones I’ve ever seen make you wait at least six weeks for an appointment because they’re so slammed.

The game is a foot.

Sorry, I’m not much into hip-hop.

Been there, done that. Broken ankle, took my dog along. She charmed the entire staff, which is her job, after all. (I called first for permission to have her along.)

Nice one, John!

Hop hop, must be rabbit’s foot syndrome.

Why is Bleep frequently under ladies skirts?

Admitting you need to see a doctor is the first step.

Hop-a-longs too!

What kind of Cassidy is he?

I can hear those orthotics squeeking from here.

What’s funny about someone being in so much pain they can’t even put their foot down?