Last night, I watched an episode of “Colonel March of Scotland Yard” – a 1950s TV show starring Boris Karloff. It was called “The Case of the Kidnapped Poodle” and contained an unusual boy and his dog story – a boy and his poodle. The boy was called Willie and his pet poodle had been stolen – or “kidnapped” as he put it. The boy obviously loved his dog very much and saw her as a human. I thought it rather unusual that a boy’s beloved dpg should be a female poodle as these are usually a girl’s pet dog. A rare case of a 1950s TV show breaking gender stereotypes.
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She’s not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.
He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure.
Luckily, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little f**t out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.
He f**ts, and the mother yells, “Spot, get down from there.”
The guy thinks, “Great, they think the dog did it.” He releases another, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.
This goes on for a couple more times. Finally the woman yells, “Spot, get down before he s**s on you.”
If we ever made the mistake of giving Bock the Black Lab turkey, his toots would clear a room. Hard to laugh when you’re gagging and your eyes are watering…
seanfear about 2 months ago
quick ! someone grabs some air freshener … anything … cough cough
Kiba65 about 2 months ago
Do these toots have lumps in them ?
Ermine Notyours about 2 months ago
“At Beneficial, you’re good for more. Toot, toot!”
snsurone76 about 2 months ago
And gas masks in that household!
Calvinist1966 about 2 months ago
As I have said before, “Rover’s butt is the butt of most of the gas jokes in this strip but Red’s butt is sometimes the butt of a gas joke.”
Calvinist1966 about 2 months ago
Last night, I watched an episode of “Colonel March of Scotland Yard” – a 1950s TV show starring Boris Karloff. It was called “The Case of the Kidnapped Poodle” and contained an unusual boy and his dog story – a boy and his poodle. The boy was called Willie and his pet poodle had been stolen – or “kidnapped” as he put it. The boy obviously loved his dog very much and saw her as a human. I thought it rather unusual that a boy’s beloved dpg should be a female poodle as these are usually a girl’s pet dog. A rare case of a 1950s TV show breaking gender stereotypes.
robertdkrebs Premium Member about 2 months ago
Rugby use to just stare @ me after he let a real bad one go. Then the tail would start waggin! He was totally in on the joke. Hilarious!
Ned Snipes about 2 months ago
Nice to see the boys having a rootin tootin time together.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 2 months ago
I laughed!
dbrucepm about 2 months ago
toot, toot, tootie, good bye
mourdac Premium Member about 2 months ago
My dogs always look around after passing gas like “where did that come from”.
rockyridge1977 about 2 months ago
……..quite silly…..showing signs of gratitude !!!
Catfeet Premium Member about 2 months ago
It’s Thanksgiving…time for beans, beans, the musical fruit!
prrdh about 2 months ago
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She’s not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.
He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure.
Luckily, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little f**t out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.
He f**ts, and the mother yells, “Spot, get down from there.”
The guy thinks, “Great, they think the dog did it.” He releases another, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.
This goes on for a couple more times. Finally the woman yells, “Spot, get down before he s**s on you.”
dpatrickryan Premium Member about 2 months ago
If we ever made the mistake of giving Bock the Black Lab turkey, his toots would clear a room. Hard to laugh when you’re gagging and your eyes are watering…
baskate_2000 about 2 months ago
These two were made for each other!
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 2 months ago
Rover is the friend that you can’t embarrass.
bwswolf about 2 months ago
At least Red and Rover can blame each other …… when the aroma floats by …… :)
brick10 about 2 months ago
Sorry, no LIKE for toot jokes.
baraktorvan about 1 month ago
Fletcher lets one out, he cries and runs outside. It is like he scared himself!
eddi-TBH about 1 month ago
Gas gags go!
Shikamoo Premium Member about 1 month ago
My little kitten let out a loud one I could hear from the other room. He got into spaghetti sauce from my plate.