The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 27, 2024

♫ It’s the diss of death

from mister

Bone Finger ♫

I believe you. The grime reaper should know.

That’s Diss gusting.

You would think Death could afford his own washing machine. Who does he work for?

That’s what happens with those washers that lay the drum on their sides. Now you have to buy all kinds of extra additives to hide the fact that your clothes smell like crap.

Well obveeously that so many of potentially future generations of his there.

Ooooh didn’t see you come in…and you are?

Well, the cheap off-brand was on sale … “Died Laundry Detergent”.

You’d think the Grim Reaper could afford laundry service!

He’s trying to remove the blood stains of his most recent victim.

This is funny!

Why is everything Death is folding purple when he only wears black?

Funny… many years ago was rooming with a guy who had a selection of ties. His closet stunk to high heaven, so we started digging through his clothes… and found that a mouse had crawled into one of his ties and couldn’t get out!

There was a tv series years ago with Mandy Patinkin called DEAD LIKE ME. I loved it. Found it on Prime or Netflix a few years ago and watch the whole thing over again.

And here I thought the smell comes from the thawing turkey… ;-p

Well he shouldn’t have worn them while making the salmon mousse.

Or will die in it.

The Grim Reaper must’ve washed his cloaks with something purple.

The sad case of another mouse family nesting in the dryer. A good reason to run it first empty without the lint filter.

He should know