Herman by Jim Unger for November 27, 2024

“I think my arch needs lifted. Take a look.”

Does he know where the podiatrist is?

You misunderstand……that’s the new boss……get smoochin’ !!

‘Chiropodist’?!? What, when a regular old podiatrist won’t do?

I just bought the company and I am here to put my foot down!

“I’m no doctor, Smedley. It looks like ‘Athelete’s Foot’… the fungus, NOT your foot.”

But I came in here for an argument.

I want to compl…

Ow!

No no no. Hold your head like this, and then go, “wah”. Try it again.

Woah!

Better, better, but wah…wah… Hold your hands here.

No!

No?

Wah!

Look! That’s it! That’s it! Good!

Stop hitting me!

What?

Stop hitting me.

Stop hitting you?

Yes.

Oh, uh, what did you come in here for?

I came in here to complain.

Oh, I’m sorry! That’s next door. It’s being hit on the head lessons in here.

What a stupid concept!

Better than the setup one of my previous dentists had. His office was right next door to that of a proctologist!

“Yeah, but you must have SOME idea what this is.”

Maybe he was worried about his foot’s arch.

he’s just weird an’ wants you to sniff his feet…

He’s got the right office; he wants an architect to check for “square feet”.

He thought that would be the right place for arch support.

“….Well, while I’m here, could you please just check?”

For today’s exercise, we’ll draw a slightly silly picture and then try to think up a funny caption.