Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 06, 2024

Snowgal is the new term for a female snowman for those woke enough to care (or snowpal for gender neutral).

Deep Dark Fears of Snowmen?

What’s the difference between Snowmen and Snow Women?…

Maybe use REAL cold water next time.

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It’s snow big deal.

Since when is there hot water in a public rest room.

Oopsie.

Mom told you if you didn’t stop doing that, your hands would fall off.

A bit gruesome. But funny.

Since when do snowpeople have to use the bathroom? Just washing off the yellow snow?

“I don’t believe what I juth thaw.”

Good thing she didn’t have to wash anything else

No, Snowman. I am your father

She didn’t remember was it hot or cold water…

The sign said “Employees Must Wash Hands” but I got tired of waiting for one so I washed them myself.

Well you won’t have to do that anymore.

You’d think she would have learned when she washed her feet.

The look on the snowman’s face was what got me. "* EEK!! Where did my hands go??*

Every time I see a sign like that, I can never understand why adults have to be “reminded” to wash their hands.

That’s disturbing.

Horrible optics.

Maybe it’s time to build a 100% cotton man.