Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 04, 2024

There’s nothing wrong with spaghetti, as long as you have enough sauce.

A bit like Aunt Jessie’s dream, innit?

That’s losing your noodle.

Sandwich, Sir?

There’s plenty of space under Horace’s bed for all kinds of bed monsters, so they probably don’t scare him. So, I’m not sure why spaghetti bothers him?! Unless it’s because it looks like………… WORMS!!!

how ‘bout a pizza?

But that’s not the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Is he wearing a speedo? That would give me nightmares.

Spaghetti straps are often repulsive, loaded with Dacron, polyester and elastic and horrifying dead skin flakes.

Got molasses? I’ve already got boxes of Noodles for my next course of greens.

It’s a good thing he didn’t order the alligator bites…!

what’s wrong with spaghetti?

The Abominable Snowman serves spagYeti.

Could be worse — anchovy salad or something.

so random I laughed out loud actually

Well, if you don’t want the spaghetti, Horace, I’ll happily take it.

It’s way pasta your bedtime Horace.

If their food tastes as bad as their waiter looks, I want none of it.

You’d think Horace would enjoy meeting up with a mare at night.

Like the really spelling-deficient guy who texted from the restaurant that the service was kind of “meaty ogre” (mediocre).

the whole “speedo” conversation that was here must have been deleted.