Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 13, 2024

That’s pear

Act now and get 50 percent off something or other. We’ll decide exactly what after we get your money.

Too many birds.

Love the way Ralph is depicted.

…and a cartridge in a partridge.

… I’m thinkin’ KFC!

and free shipping…

“Also bought…… But only 12 days worth.”

Don’t forget the partridge in the pear tree.

Screw the birds, I just want the golden rings

Whatever you do, don’t buy “nine ladies dancing.” You’ll get inundated with ads for strip clubs…

…..and a partridge in a pear tree.

Boids. Dirty… disgusting… filthy… lice-ridden boids.

These people went on a 12 day shopping spree.

Oddly enough, I never care what other people buy.

He’s not ready to wing it.

What? NO FRUITCAKE?

GASP!!! ☺️

Not to mention all those drummers, pipers, leaping lords, dancing ladies and milk maids

Of course, the swimming swans come with their own little lake.

If you get the eight maids amilking, though, you have to buy the cows or goats separately. Otherwise, they just sit there making milking motions, and it looks weird.

I’ve seen a version where it’s “colly” birds, not calling birds. A colly bird is a European blackbird. Either way, not interested.

This just in from the " Conflict Instigation Herald":

‘Lords-a-leaping were seen in a proxy war earlier this week in lower Michigan RHINO assembly.’

I guess the lords couldn’t find any ladies who would teach them to leap over the river and through the woods to grandmother’s house .

Today is December 13th already and … HEY! …..

12 days ‘til the 25th …!

( good timing, Dave )

He’s sending out for wings.

You can’t really buy lords, just rent them…..

Nice, very nice, the 12 days of Sales Algorithms ! ;-)

But not a single Pear Tree to decorate in the house.

What IS a turtle dove anyway?

Amazon. I glance at those but seldom click on their suggestions.

Allan Sherman had a different list:

Https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=qDGVrtOmrQQ

LOL! I like how you take the obvious and laugh!!

… and a crawfish dey caught in Arabi