Close to Home by John McPherson for December 06, 2024

i think this is what they call “bad good luck”

I think the family lawsuit will be more than that.

Just like Patches O’Houlihan!

United Healthcare would just deny the claim

#&%…..shift change of place

Should have had a “Limited benefits first 2 years” clause.

There’s no hope for him, but can we salvage the sign?

Not a problem. Just write him a check, and put it in his pocket at his funeral.

Insurance companies are in the business to make money and deny claims. What a racket.

Quick! Get the policy from his pocket while no one is looking!!

Clearly there is a sign on the wall. Not responsible for loss articles or falling signs. Read the wall print people.

He’s only mostly dead.

OOPS!

probably end up with more after the lawsuit

Deny. Defend. Depose.

They deny every claim.

And he even got the accidental death and dismemberment add-on for an additional $1 million

The sign from above was a sign from above.

Sign of the times…

Too bad about that pedestrian witness standing there — if not, those two insurance company guys could hustle the corpse indoors to be disposed of later, destroy all the paperwork from his visit that morning, and dispose of the body later in the dark of night.

Wait a minute. Is the lady on the sidewalk the only witness to this tragic accident with the building sign? If so …

“Blue Cross, One of the country’s largest health insurers reversed a change in policy Thursday after widespread outcry, saying it would not tie payments in some states to the length of time a patient went under anesthesia”.

But it’s ok for them to charge and raise rates every year….ridiculous

The timing on this one. Holy cow. They will be deposed, they will deny, they will defend. But this case is as black & white as that sign (okay, black and coward yellow).

Bleeb’s a witness too. Now there’s gonna be trouble. Goliath. Too big to fall. :)

Is there any chance the insured first name is David?

You don’t have to pay if it was an act of God, and clearly this a sign from above.

Ha! Unfortunately there is a 3-day cooling off Before the policy comes into effect.

Maybe the check hasn’t cleared yet.

We shouldn’t have insured him. If only we had some kind of sign.

Irony: It’s what’s for stewing.

oh the irony

He got knocked out stone cold

Insurance is a necessary evil. I get a kick out of two insurance companies going after each other.

Lucky for his beneficiaries.

Claim denied! Act of God.