Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 22, 2024

Frisbee is a brand, the sport is disc golf.

The forestry n service owes Rube a debt of gratitude.

You ever seen the culture you use to make kombucha?

Where’s Smokey Stover?

Shwew! For a minute I was afraid he’s ruined the mystery of not quite drawing Doug.

I really want to see Frankenstein and Smokey team up to kill villagers wielding torches.

Thank heavens the original version of Mickey Mouse is now in the public domain, so cartoonists can use it while pretending to draw their own regular characters without those pesky royalty fees (or fending off the legion of Disney lawyers).

Satire and parody were deemed fair use so long ago that even the current dishonest Subprime Court would never overrule it.

If the monster’s not Frankenstein, the why was Mary Shelley’s working title “The Man-Made Monster I Call Frankenstein”?

so much fun, so little time

Can’t wait for inauguration day for the real funny cartoons to begin…

Hi Smokey. Me Gent. Me come here to learn how to draw Doug. But only YOU can actually draw Doug!

Hits the music! Smokey Bear is smarter than the average bear…

1. He just ain’t no mere elephant in room. He a rare talking elephant and that his own room!

2. Eh whatever, Richard. Me is eats meat because it deeleeshus.

3. Biten by a radioactive captain power… Say, what the name of villain? He never say.

4. Well they look more like foxies than wolfies.

So, to the people who pay for this site, have they announced when they’re restoring comments in the political comics? I’m pretty sure they said either the 16, 18, or 22 when they yanked them, and they’re still not back. Or are they just cowards and never restoring them?

My annual blood tests came back, and my doctor said my protein level was too low. Also iron.

It’s true. His name is Smokey Bear. But he is a bear. So you could also call him Smokey, the bear, or Smokey Bear, the bear.

There may always be an England, but will there always be a US???

Smokey THE Bear — as his birth certificate reads — would like a word.