Lio by Mark Tatulli for December 07, 2024

I would read that.

He’s reading them a dead-time story!

Actually, I wonder if someone has come up with this story.

The nightmare before christmas.

’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the crypt

All the zombies were stirring, according to script.

Did Jack Skellington wrote that book?

Goulish

My list includes “O Holy Night of the Living Dead.”

The best one I came up with is “Sh_tter was Full Metal Jacket.”

That is one deeply engrossed book club.

Not a creature was stirring, not even a golem ….

A scary book, for sure.

Ooooo that’s a good one, Lio

Where did you FIND that one?

Because even zombies love Christmas. Awwww.

There should be a comma after “living”.

Each one seems to have it’s own personality. I wonder if he modeled these characters after real people. :)

Not a creature was stirring, not even a zombie mouse

Grandma got run over by a monster…..

The mummies were snuggled in sarcophagi

And didn’t much care if Santa flew by

The werewolves had all been granted a boon

And spent Christmas Eve howling up at the moon

The vampires, of course, like all of their ilk

Scorned Santa’s cookies and never drank milk

They are all his friends.