Ben by Daniel Shelton for December 20, 2024

meanie

Don’t be jealous, Ben. A good wife, children and grandchildren are priceless.

I think that card shows brother has issues.

I HATE those who put an emphasis on their opulence… like my sister. What she doesn’t know won’t hurt her. I am happy with all I have … my friends, my home, my dogs and my family. The rest does not matter.

May his baggy shorts ride up.

I’ll take the wife and kids over anything else. They’re all I ever wanted out of life.

Way too many Xmas letters are used to brag

Tahiti? With all those Tahitian princesses running around in nothing at all? My heart would be safer with the snow shovel!

Whimper and sniffles…….

It doesn’t scan.

Revenge will be yours Ben, he is destined to live a lonely life.

Ben may not realize it, yet, but he wins. Never forget that it’s your children who choose your nursing home for you. In the absence of family, the state chooses if you didn’t make previous arrangements.