April 13, 2018
April 17, 2018
Murder most “fowl”.
Chop, chop, dinner isn’t going to make itself
The noise of the creaking door, the last sound he ever heard!!!
It was Christmas, after all…
this won’t end well…
Last payphone in the world goes dead? We’ll, who knew?
Heeeeeeeere’s JOHNNY!
Time to gobble gobble gobbles.
The killer was in the house!
The Santa Murders?
The Butterball hotline!
The call he missed was the farmer’s invitation to Christmas dinner. He’ll go anyway.
First he cuts the line, then he cuts …
Tom expected this day and trained well. With a loud “HIIYEE!” he spun and kicked Farmer Brown in the giblets.
So where does a turkey get a quarter?
…..and it is about to get deader!!!!!
There’s got to be a scantily clad dumb blonde in there somewhere.
Dun DUN DUUUNNN…
His Tom has come.
“please put another dime in to continue your call…”
“Your call is very important to us… please hold…”
He’s gonna be the Christmas spirit.
THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!
I would not mess with a turkey that big. It might be a rhino in a turkey costume.
Oh no! Wattle he do?!
he got cut off…?
Because the turkey went dead!
@Mike Baldwin Nice artwork.
SHAKEDOWNCITY 3 months ago
Murder most “fowl”.
C 3 months ago
Chop, chop, dinner isn’t going to make itself
SHIVA 3 months ago
The noise of the creaking door, the last sound he ever heard!!!
Imagine 3 months ago
It was Christmas, after all…
pat sandy creator 3 months ago
this won’t end well…
markkahler52 3 months ago
Last payphone in the world goes dead? We’ll, who knew?
Dobie Premium Member 3 months ago
Heeeeeeeere’s JOHNNY!
Gent 3 months ago
Time to gobble gobble gobbles.
Slowly, he turned... 3 months ago
The killer was in the house!
backyardcowboy 3 months ago
The Santa Murders?
sprink56 3 months ago
The Butterball hotline!
Gameguy49 Premium Member 3 months ago
The call he missed was the farmer’s invitation to Christmas dinner. He’ll go anyway.
Doug K 3 months ago
First he cuts the line, then he cuts …
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 3 months ago
Tom expected this day and trained well. With a loud “HIIYEE!” he spun and kicked Farmer Brown in the giblets.
ksu71 3 months ago
So where does a turkey get a quarter?
rockyridge1977 3 months ago
…..and it is about to get deader!!!!!
Munch 3 months ago
There’s got to be a scantily clad dumb blonde in there somewhere.
Amra Leo 3 months ago
Dun DUN DUUUNNN…
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
His Tom has come.
wildlandwaters 3 months ago
“please put another dime in to continue your call…”
rwh2 3 months ago
“Your call is very important to us… please hold…”
cuzinron47 3 months ago
He’s gonna be the Christmas spirit.
davewhamond creator 3 months ago
THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!
cactusbob333 3 months ago
I would not mess with a turkey that big. It might be a rhino in a turkey costume.
Buoy 3 months ago
Oh no! Wattle he do?!
gopher gofer 3 months ago
he got cut off…?
PoochFan 3 months ago
Because the turkey went dead!
rwh2 3 months ago
@Mike Baldwin Nice artwork.