Strange Brew by John Deering for December 03, 2024

Ask a “GEICO Caveman”.

No use – “losing” your head over it!!!

;-)

You have to remember, they are a bunch of dummies.

After they graduate and begin working, they’ll get their real education from the School of Hard Knocks.

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

“I can’t take it! I’m dropping out and going into show business!”

a few weeks later….

“I got my first gig! Some show in SF called ‘Mythbusters’. I can’t wait!”

I remember crashing for exams a long time ago but this is just painful.

In a ‘crash course’, what else should they expect?

I drive a Nissan Altima. It’s the second one I’ve owned and I may own one again. Whatever crash test dummy they used to design that car has the same body dimensions as me. It’s a very comfortable car to wear.

I thought crash test dummies were right handed.

It gives him a dummy ache.

Discuss and compare the possible injuries in the Gremlin, Pinto, and Vega.

There’s always crash- bang noises coming from the classroom

Gotta face it headon.

look, ma! no brains!!

“Describe your feelings as you went through the windshield.”