Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 13, 2024

He’s a sole man!

When it comes to being the antagonist, this guy is a real heel.

This time the Democrats win.

What the heck — it’s Friday the 13th?

This game had all the drama of watching an ice cube melt. Apologies to all ice cubes, everywhere.

The Goshen receiver cheats by putting gloves on the ends of two sticks to lengthen his arms.

See Marty, that’s how you give the score.

Gil looks like Fred Gwynne…

P1 – A flying loaf of bread with stitches.

The artist does not know that HS footballs have white stripes on top between tips and laces.

I just can’t anymore. To see the complete ruin of a once-beloved strip, and see the writer not give a d@mn is too much.

The detail in the background is just truly amazing!!

Gil thinks, “I Missed The Golden Girls for this?” And in related news, Fox Used Cars files for bankruptcy.

I can’t believe Gil’s return didn’t lead to victory. I mean, his entire game plan of having Lucas give the opposing coach PTSD made all the difference. Wait, it made no difference. Too bad he spent all his time on that and none on having an actual offense. And speaking of offense, I might take offence (I know, it’s spelled differently) if you don’t read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

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is the goshen coaching staff thinking there gonna audition for another longest yard movie

cami you can spit out whatever is making you look like a pelican with a fish in its mouth

Later, Gerard’s gets his a$$ beat in the parking lot, once again, but this time by Foxy and a couple of his repo men goons with a “you weren’t supposed to win… that was the deal…I’m gonna beat that stupid haircut offa you once and for all…”

Cami Toe looks like she got into some spoiled clam.

On to outdoor hockey, nursery rhymes and some competitive ice fishing.

These black backgrounds are unsettling. Are they in hell? Are we?

What did Coach Nonads and his team win? Wrong answers only.

Hot Diggity! another good lesson from adversity!

What was that used car discount again?

When did Luke Wilson join the Goshen staff?

#Day885ofGilThorpFansHeldHostagebyBadWriting

Hey Gil, hey Cami, why the long faces?

And in other news today: #Day885ofGilThorpFansHeldHostagebyBadWriting

I believe panel 2 is the worst artwork to date, especially Cami. I thought it was John Travolta.

This strip is sole crushing when I think what it was…

Now we can listen to the local TRACK GAME on the radio. Now that football is over.