Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 11, 2024

That’s better than “to pee or not to pee”.

Gocomics are asking “To pay or not to pay?” for this one.

And the toupee of the morning to you!

Touché.

To be, or not to be. Not to be.

Danielson, hair on, hair off?

Baldy humour?

It all depends on the part he has to play and the part having hair has to do with the part he’s playing. I wonder if he will have a part in his toupee or if he will have to part from his toupee today?

Thee will flip his wig sooner than later.

Well of course he will PEE!

Now whether he will put on his toupée is another question.

That’s how I feel about my mortgage payment.

To make sure it fits, just wiglet a little.

friends, Romans, countrymen…lend me your hair…

Cartoon I saw once: Bald men enters his house and his wife asks him, “William! Have you been giving money to your brother? He called and said he has bills to pay. Hey, where’s your hairpiece?”

if a problem comes up he just sweeps it under his rug…

Oh Mister Thompson, that was GRAND!

Groan. Low hanging fruit today.