Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 14, 2024

They WERE brown a month ago.

But they’re not ripe yet.

So he needs to eat his medium gray biscuits before he’s given any dark gray biscuits?

Dump them on the floor.

Stir them around on your plate so it looks like you’ve been eating them.

Hopefully parents do this with their kids when it comes to M&Ms.

DRATS…the green ones give me gas!

Aren’t the green one Denta-sticks, to help clean the pup’s teeth?

I suppose the green ones are for my teeth? Woof

For some reason, most dogs don’t like the green ones and won’t eat them until they have to.

How about adding a brown sauce from the gravy train to the greens?

Spinach flavored.

Are they really different?

When I was a child…

My mother noticed that I had started eating my breakfast bacon. She was proud. A few days later she noticed a line of ants crossing the floor and crawling up the trunk of the table.

I had been sticking my bacon into the area where the extra table leafs are stored…

After that I was allowed to eat Wheaties…

Sneak them to the puppy under the table.

That’s part of his Green New Deal.

There are treats called “Greenies.” The label says, “dental treats.” When I just got up to verify I had the information correct, my sleeping deaf dog followed me to the kitchen. I actually touched the bag, so she was hopeful. It’s not treat time, so she is sleeping in her bed again. I am not sure how she knew what I was doing, but she did. I didn’t open the bag, just slightly moved it so I could read the package.

Them brown biscuits is what doggie finds in cat litter box.

Are there nutritional differences?

My dogs’ favorite are Greenies™

Alton Brown has a recipe for “Little Brown Biscuits” in his “Every Day Cook” cook book. They are for humans but I bet dogs will like them, too.

I think doggy really has his eye on what the stingy man is having! :)

Reminds me of being a kid at Christmas cookie time. It was always a fight for the green ones. But, the only difference between the green and red ones was the food coloring. Only this and nothing more.

Not very funny to people who know about Ruff Greens.

Gotta have your greens! ;-)