Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 14, 2024

I remember when I used to read the comics while I was eating breakfast. I’m kinda glad I don’t do that anymore

“Holidays”? Let’s belittle a great traditional festival by making it “inclusive”.

“While you’re waiting for Dad to finish, you can go outside and have a brown snowball fight, or make a brown snowman.”

❝ Tʜᴇ sᴛᴏᴄᴋɪɴɢs ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴅᴜɴɢ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜɪᴍɴᴇʏ, ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄᴀʀᴇ… ❞

Ooooo we all KNOW what he’s filling them with!

Gag me!

A Dung Beetle is the Sisyphus of the bug world.

Lemme tell ya ’bout Oo Poop-ah Doo! Yeah, Oo Poop-ah Doo right now…

LOL!

oh this one’s full of …

I think that I’d rather coal in my stocking

I get a lot of that for Xmas, too. I call it yard sale fodder.

It’s easier said than dung.

Watch what you are doing when putting on your socks. You never know what might be in them Thanx, cat.

Where are the dung beetles when my dog does what she does outside? It would be nice not to have to pick it up with a little bag all the time and keep it until trash day.

“hurray its Mr Hankie!”

There seems to be plenty of people on earth that deserve scorpions in their stockings because they have stolen far more than they have earned.

OMG! With what?!

Actually dung beetles use the warmth of the composting dung to help hatch their eggs.

Clever, witty, and gross!