Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 19, 2024

Going at a snail’s pace.

The suspense would kill me.

what do you give the snail who has everything?

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sʇuɐd ʇoƃɹɐɔsǝ

Salt water taffy

Not if you is Ninja Snail.

escar-snow

True.

That’s why snails are slow…

“I hope we get salt for our margaritas this year!”

which is slower. A sloth or snail?

Felt a bit sluggish this morning.

Not shipping the escargot?

I prefer my shotgun with plenty of slugs to round out my past, present and future deals.

Maybe they’ll arrive in time for the Feast of the Seven Fishes.

Getting there is one thing, opening them is another problem

They have the weight of the whorled on their shoulders.

Cold-Foot Luke and his friend.

Love it! Thanks for the laugh.

I wonder how much each of them shelled out, for gifts.