Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 10, 2024

Hope he doesn’t get a day nurse that opens the curtains.

That constant long beep when there’s no pulse on the monitor is going to get really annoying.

Better Off Undead

Yesterday Gary lost his head, today he’s lost his mind. He needs a head doctor.

But isn’t Gary undead? How can a hospital help him?!

As a vampire, I thought Gary could just rest in his coffin until the full moon and come out fully healed.

This is contrary to accepted vampire lore. Supposedly he is self healing.

Wait till he gets his first blood transfusion!!

There’s no way Leo was gonna do chores…ain’t neva happening!

( Choretle )

Did Leopold drive a stake into Gary’s heart ?

He’s had worse. Seriously, he’s been reduced to ashes a dozen times or more already.

The only chore Leopold is gonna do is the heinous yet enjoyable chore of shoving that wheel up a certain someone’s keister.

If it can be shoved in, it can be pulled out.

I guess that was a big NO.