Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 16, 2024

If he stays there, will he soon meet The Police?

Uh, that’s where the dead skunks are.

Roads is for amateurs. Me myoosics always on highways to hell.

Road? And me thoughts horsie myoosic was elevator myoosic.

I prefer AOR music: All Over the Road.

*Simple pleasures are last refuge of the complex" – Oscar Wilde.

You walk left side of the road, ok. You walk right side, ok. You walk middle – Squish, just like grape. — Mr. Miyagi

keep your eyes on the road, your hand upon the wheel…

I agree, Horace! The term “middle of the road” needs to be changed.

Right now the definition is:

MIDDLE OF THE ROAD: a location on a thoroughfare that makes one realize; you ain’t never seen an accident like the one you’re about to have.

There’s trouble on the line, but danger in the passing lane.

Maybe Horace will meet the chicken crossing it.

Okay, Horace. Here is one to help you slowly break out of the middle. It’s called “Take Me Home, Country Roads.”

His favorite band is Traffic.

Why don’t we do it in the road?

Ah, Horace is a Pretenders fan. :)

Double Yellow Line Blues

The Grateful Dead Channel! Not MOR no more!!

some drivers take their half of the road down the middle