Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for December 21, 2024

I thought secondhand stories were just hearsay.

This one was owned by a little old lady from Pasadena…

All sales are binding. Right?

All the books are banned from a library near you.

I have quite a few books that were pre-owned by my father.

I let others take the depreciation hit on books and buy them at library used book sales, Garage sales and at 1/2 Price Book stores. This of course is also my car buying strategy.

Take off on a car commercial, but more likely to be a clean buy.

Are they certifying that they are books? …or that they are pre-owned?

Well, that’s a novel idea.

Verizon Wireless has CLNR, Certified Like New (Refurbished).

If you have read just one book in the past year, you have read more books than 46% of US citizens.

“Only read once”.

That’s all I care about. :)

They come with a 100 page warranty

They tear out the last chapter and it is only available in the new books.

They were only read on Sundays.

All of the book stores in my town have disappeared. I have a library of memories in the tomes on my shelf. Maybe we should give an incentive to kids to explore their imaginations and read.I’m good with starting with comics, they’re topic