Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 19, 2024

The PT Barnum demographic

And it’s corded! So 20th Century.

All their products just move air, so why so expensive???!!!

Well, as long as you used Amazon and got free shipping!

It’s actually a bargain when you realize that it doubles as an ice melter, when your drink is too cold.

That looks a lot like the Dyson coffee cooler.

You put that on WHOSE card?!

The machine is cheep, it’s the cooler soup air they charge so much for. And look at all those tiny birds flying through it!!

Dyson, expensive but worth the price. I bought a second-hand Big Ball vacuum, cleaned it up and replaced one (low-cost) faulty part and I saved over $350. It’s been working just fine for seven years now (knock knock knock).

Just blow on your soup. You don’t need an expensive gadget.

What an idiot. Just blow on your soup to cool it.

I’ve got a small desk fan that will serve the same purpose. Of course it’s not as trendy looking as the fan above, but when it comes to cooler soup, does it really matter?

Perfect item from the Sharper Gadget.

But now it’s chili.

Definitely not seen on TV.

I am surprised it doesn’t blow the soup right out of the spoon onto her shirt.

What a soup-er gift idea!

I hear that some of their products just suck.

Blow on that spoon sweetheart… it’s free.

The accessory set is only $1600

Seriously, a triumph of design and advertising over function.

The irony of the whole thing is she’s eating Vichyssoise.

ar least there won’t be any spittle

I’ve heard those Dysons don’t move much air.