Close to Home by John McPherson for December 16, 2024

Hey—When the sun comes out, that’s when you want them shiny!

Kudos for the accurate title at least

Bring back the Sears Wish List!

Well, they are amusing to look through.

Is it from Nieman Marcus, or maybe Sharper Image? (Anyone remember getting the DAK catalogs? They had all kinds of electronic gadgets.)

That’s where I got my combination golf club/umbrella!

I do all my shopping on the back page of comic books.

Merry Christmas Bleeb!

So subtle.

aka Sharper ImageI kid. I use their white noise generator that I purchased decades ago when they still had stores. Still works.

That brings Flint, Michigan’s ‘Crapo Street’ to mind.

Get your vegetable seed catalogue and face signs of sanity.

Solar powered toenail polisher. Now that I’ve seen it I want one!

I think my wife must get that…

Strange things are afoot.

It’s the Sharper Image catalog!

I’d rather have a turd-polisher.

Shut up and take my money