Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 16, 2024

ROFLMAO!

He doesn’t look a day over 600.

Only a small coffee?

So he was just over 2 months old on Friday the Thirteenth of October 1307! The day Democracy and Protestantism and America were born. Gary is the Spirit of America.

So Gary is 717 (my old area code). Don’t know where exactly he was born originally, but the birthdate gives him a Leo Sun, Cancer Moon

Ah yes, I remember his birth. I began to polish my fangs that day…

Haven’t I senior face before?

I love the honesty in the name of the place.

Oh wow, Gary’s my 600-some years older Birthday Twin! Nice! Gary, Barack Obama, Billy Bob Thornton…we’re in good company!

For a second I zoned and thought I was on the “Adam at Home” toon

So bodies got mud in their eye.

“… a Leo.”

A canon event for the eventual wikipedia article about Scary Gary. His birthdate/birthday is August 4, 1307!