The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 17, 2024

I can believe that

So the sartorial hint was too small for you to grasp

They BOTH should be lucky that they have a “roof” over their heads!!!

/SHEESH\

I would think he could find her a dress that fits in the camping department. Also if you can’t get the right size for a woman always go small.

Try the Chicago Tent and Awning company!!!

Do gift cards come in XXXXXL?

he should get her Guardians tix…:)

Yesterday I took my wife shopping. When she finally found a shop she liked, I picked several garments I liked and directed her to the change room. Thank God, the one she liked was 60% off. She will see it again Christmas morning.

At least he buys her a gift. She can take it back to get her size. However, a “small” gift card is the alternative so be thankful for what you have and not for what you don’t have. ☺️☺️☺️❤️

GUFFAW ! ! ! Hey , he’s consistent .

I always give the Grands and Great, Great Greats Ben Franklins. I tell them that if it’s too big, return it and I will get them a smaller size. Never ever had one returned yet. Un HUh.

Just ask Brutus not to buy you clothes, to buy you jewelry instead!

Whatever happened to it’s better to give than receive?

Yea! The old battle axe hits the Brutus household two days in a row. Poor Brutus must be looking for a motel by now?

I think someone needs a reminder of what Christmas is really about

maybe you should trick him into telling him your size is higher then it really is. Then he might give you a decent size. ;)

Maybe Brutus does that on purpose? If it’s the wrong size she can exchange it for something in a different size, style and color.

I myself learned the hard way many years that a man should never buy daily type clothing for a woman because of sizing concerns. However, that does not preclude him buying outer apparel such as coates, jackets , sweaters, loose fitting attire such as work out apparel and let’s not for bedroom attire which could be fun. However give her that gift card for that special dress she wants in an appropriate amount and get her some pajamas on sale right now from Costco. Victoria’s secret should be a special one on one gift between you and her that prying eyes don’t need to know or to see. Have a Happy Christmas :)…….

Well 2x usually costs more.

Seeing how Brutus will never get a raise I can’t say I’m surprised

Could be he is gifting the annual hint. She often does the same. More than annually, that is.

But, see, Brutus knows that it’s much better to err on the side of too small than too big – otherwise he’d be in REALLY big trouble.

I’d get a burlap bag for the mother-in-law. She could wear it over her head.

Wait until the after Christmas sales, everything is half off

She is lucky to get anything from Brutus……

Perhaps he’s trying to give you incentive to lose weight.

Brutus is trying to get Gladys to trim down in at least 2 respects. But seriously – Gargoyle two days in a row? Bah humbug!

Buy her a cook book for beginners.