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Before Roald Dahl wrote James and the Giant Peach, BFG, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, he wrote a series of truly horror stories, including “Genesis and Catastrophe”…
The RL Stine one I know. He used to write as “Jovial” Bob Stine. He wrote the kids magazine, Bananas, lots of joke books, and the juvenile novelization of Spaceballs.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Ah, October! Almost time for Halloween. This season reminds me of how I met my wife.”
“How so?” asked the barkeep.
“I went to a costume party, and saw her across the room. Standing there all thin and tall and gorgeous next to her fat friend. They’d come to the party together dressed as the number ten,” he tells the bartender.
pearlsbs 2 months ago
Well, I guess I am fortunate that I am very hard of hearing in my right ear.
Vote for Linux ! 2 months ago
The green guy kind of looks like Jason ?
Pickled Pete 2 months ago
Just the two of them. She knew that today is the day, she had been waiting for it.
He laid her on her back and leaned above her. She got goosebumps and sweaty palms.
“I’m scared.” she said quietly.
“You’ll be fine, I’ll be quick.” he replied.
Within a few minutes the tooth was out and she could get up from the dentists’ chair.
A Common 'tator 2 months ago
Before Roald Dahl wrote James and the Giant Peach, BFG, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, he wrote a series of truly horror stories, including “Genesis and Catastrophe”…
therese_callahan2002 2 months ago
The Duke 2 months ago
Can you hear me now?
kendavis09 2 months ago
My Ex did one of those venomous transformations.
Crowmeus 2 months ago
The RL Stine one I know. He used to write as “Jovial” Bob Stine. He wrote the kids magazine, Bananas, lots of joke books, and the juvenile novelization of Spaceballs.
Space_cat 2 months ago
I fear not thy sting, for your tongue is by far the most venomous!
Strider Premium Member 2 months ago
Some people have already evolved into venomous creatures.
TomGn 2 months ago
guess I’ll be using my left eat on the phone
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member 2 months ago
Yes, piloerections do occur from time to time. And some do seem legendary.
derdave969 2 months ago
When I first looked at the cartoon I thought Stine was setting up something about Jack Benny. I’ve never seen any images of R. L. Stine.
A# 466 2 months ago
Venomous animals? GOP pols? Hmmmm …
poppacapsmokeblower 2 months ago
The “tool kit” for venomous-ness we humans possess is our tongues.
zerotvus 2 months ago
I don`t know…there are some who have already evolved…..
LongWong 2 months ago
Maybe we will soon evolve into vampires
kittcatt 2 months ago
IMO humans have always been venomous creatures
artegal 2 months ago
I saw an episode of Star Trek: TNG where Worf devolved into a venomous animal.
markhughw 2 months ago
My sister-in-law is well on her way
Sakura Tomoe 2 months ago
Makes sense, I usually have my phone to my left ear, and when work calls asking me to work extra the answer is usually “no”
oakie9531 2 months ago
tool kit?
oish 2 months ago
Who makes the toolkit? Is it a Dewalt, Stanley, or a Black and Decker?
GojusJoe 2 months ago
Do humans possess the tool kit to evolve into loving altruistic angelic beings, or shall we just forget the whole thing right now?
thomasdadisman 2 months ago
Unlikely for humans to evolve into venomous creatures? I thought many of them had already.
Stephen Gilberg 2 months ago
Stine had a hand in “Eureka’s Castle.”
scpandich 2 months ago
Highly unlikely? I’ve known some people who were real vipers.
Smeagol 2 months ago
Humans do not need venom. they are deadly enough as they are.
richardclayton1000 2 months ago
Goosebumps wasn’t humour?
Pickled Pete 2 months ago
Little early for Halloween, but here goes
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Ah, October! Almost time for Halloween. This season reminds me of how I met my wife.”
“How so?” asked the barkeep.
“I went to a costume party, and saw her across the room. Standing there all thin and tall and gorgeous next to her fat friend. They’d come to the party together dressed as the number ten,” he tells the bartender.
“So-o,” replied the barkeep.
“So, that’s when I realized, she was the one!”