Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 26, 2024

She’s a real wet blanket

It left her all wet…

She’s so happy she’s melting into his arms.

Kind of like “The Gift of the Magi”…

That was a clean hit job.

Wouldn’t this be a homicide? And what about a short from all that water?

That’s her all over.

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Was it good for you? It made her wet

My wife and I had a dual control electric blanket. One night the controls got switched. I was getting too hot and kept turning my control down. She was getting cold and was turning hers up.

It’s called a positive feedback system. It’s why you get that loud squeal when you have the microphone too close to the speaker.

Has there been a murder?

“did you wet the bed again?”

He is suspect #1. Keep the blanket as evidence.

She couldn’t sweat it out.

Honey, what’s the matter ?

I think that’s the end of their relationship

Melted her heart it did. And everything else.

Would they not prefer a chilled blanket?