Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 25, 2024

Listen, darlin’, you can be nice, AND naughty. Care for some free lessons? I generally find it only takes three or four… hundred.

Santa keeps a list of all the naughty girls, don’t you, Santa Baby/

Well that is some package, can I remove the gift wrap now?

Just the way I like you…

To paraphrase a famous Mae West quote: “When I’m nice, I’m very, very nice, but when I’m naughty, I’m better”.

You’ll get more points from me for sure. Where do you want to start in the Kitchen?

Santa knows her well, for all of her presents will help her naughty.

Next year, I want Eartha Kitt in a Catwoman suit singing ’Santa Baby!"

You can be naughty with me any time you want.

Merry Lustmas.

“When you wish upon a star….”

Ironically, Santa came because you were naughty.

I wish for everyone to be in good health so that you can accomplish your goals in the coming year. Not too much to ask for, is it? With a special wish that John stay healthy and keep us in stitches for another 365 days. In the meantime, merry Christmas and pleasant holidays to all.

You’re naughty, but in a nice way!

“Santa is a typical man but at least he left some gifts before he hit the road…errrr…sky?”

Oh, I’m sure it’s a short trip back.

She brings much joy and love through out the year.

“Hey, this package seems to be buzzing, perhaps I’ll open this one first.”

May the blessing of the Holy Theotokos be on everyone on this day of the Nativity. And may this start of Hanukkah be a blessed one for all.

(I’m Eastern Orthodox by the way if you haven’t guessed.)

Toys that earn you nice credits for being naughty.

That will be no trouble when you find out what Santa gave you.

Merry Christmas !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait. Wasn’t naughty why you got all those presents in the first place?

There is that 7 day period at the end of the year that won’t affect next year’s naughty list …

We all know what THAT means…..☺️

“….And THAT, my dear children is Santa’s gift to YOU.”

Yeah, why stop now?!

Pleasant Winter Solstice y’all!!

Actually, being naughty can be nice….depends…….hmmmmmm oh yeah!

Hmmm. What could possibly be in those boxes??

Happy Holidays John!