Monty by Jim Meddick for December 31, 2024

Sucker!

If you can endure the spiel (schpiel) and resist the investment, this may be just the party for you.

Define brief…

Commercialism is everywhere!

This is nothing to flirt with. Avoid at your peril.

Nice suit.

Be careful what you wish for.

I bet you can punch the dude in the face and he won’t press charges against you for assault because if he gets police involved he’ll have to face kidnapping charges

Sunny Gator Cove? Isn’t that place where small dogs go to die?

Otherwise known as Ka-Chingra La.

I think Monty was praying to the wrong God! :)

darn, I was looking for a place in shady gator grove!

I think I’d rather join the Seinfelds in Del Boca Vista — even if the Costanzas are my neighbors!

Back in 2016 my new bride and I were on our honeymoon in Hawaii when we walked into an establishment just off Waikiki Beach. Right inside the front entrance was a table with an enthusiastic young man touting timeshares. About 30 feet farther in was another table with another young man offering ways to get out of them. Ah, supply and demand!

I hope there really isn’t anyone who spends a New Year’s Eve like this.

This is desperation personified.