The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 03, 2025

Maybe if he wore the clothes to the store, they’d give him his money just to get him out of there.

I’m reminded of when Little Annie Fanny tried on an outfit like that, the Emperor was upset that she looked so much better in it.

Clearly she’s just not that good at her job.

The solution is simple. Give him invisible money for that invisible receipt.

They made him look fat.

He should try ‘Fredericks of Hollywood’.

But…but…lady godiva say she gots full refunds.

She sees right through him!

She saw through his ruse.

Thank goodness he’s got the new clothes on!

The fable demonstrates just how legendarily stupid some “leaders” can be, with most of their followers even dumber. Plenty of examples in plenty of countries in plenty of times in history.

He’s returning them because they are simply just too wrinkled.

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Not so for gifts, and have the lady try on the birthday suit.

He didn’t like the thread count.

Well, at least he can still wear them on his Birthday.

I hope he washed them first.

She must be pretty stupid not to see the clothes and the receipt. I see them perfectly, of course.

the emperor can barely contain his irritation…