Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 08, 2025

Funny that

I’m noticing that more every day

And I find much more in common with many of them.

What’s worse, the cops and schoolteachers are infants!

It must be all our wrinkles!

Needs his vision checked.

At this point everyone under 35 looks 17.

Whenever my wife and I watch a minor league baseball game, we sometimes ask, “Does his mother know he’s here?”

It’s not comforting to know that I am the same age as old people.

I had a conversation with a young man who, upon finding out that I was in my 70’s asked, “Do old ladies look attractive to you?”

Spoiler alert: yes.

Truth.

It’s weird being the same age as old people.

Funny, you are looking older and older to them. It’s called the law of inverse aging.

I worked in a medical school for forty years. The new doctors were toddlers by the time I left!

I’m just getting to that point.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve come home telling my wife about some interaction I’ve had with what I refer to as an “old gal” or “old man”, and then I realize… I’m probly older than them! Lol!

I’ve been told I look 15 years or more younger and my body starts laughing. There’s good genes and there’s all my Here hold my beer moments.

When I met my second wife, she was a college girl of 65. By the time she was 72, she had a Master’s Degree in Psychology, had completed an internship and become a Marriage and Family Therapist. She was 24 years older than I. Whenever I think I’m getting too old to start a major life project, I think of her.