The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 05, 2025

Wonder whats eating him?

I hope his arms day is tomorrow (and the leg day after that).

I like the joke, but I’m trying to figure out what the heck that machine on the right is for.

To strengthen the arms attached to the core.

Now he just needs a skimpy speedo to complete the scene.

That’s the bodybuilder version.

Macintosh has obviously become addicted to the dangerous use of Codling Moth caterpillars in shaping his physique.

We need to reexamine our core values.

How do you like them apples?

Core Abdominal muscles …. rectus abdominis – “rectus, d*mn near killed him.”

All I’m saying is, if you don’t have eye bleach, you don’t want to look over there where Granny Smith is working out.

Now he goes by the moniker the “Thin Man”!

I tried, but I just went to seed.

Two female hourglasses are watching this Gala exchange.

The trainer must be rotten to the core.

Getting those muscles in apple pie order.

Feel the burn!

I’d rather stay delicious

And if you put him an a waste can, that’s core storage (I’m and old compurt geek).

Feel the Braeburn!

What about the “Pink Lady”?

No, must end up like a pipe … that’s why I remove the stem first. Just slightly more risky, considering all the insecticide in perfect apples.

Don’t go to the spa next door for a peel.

Can anyone make out the name of the business? Just curious. :)

I guess he’s not the apple of her eye.

Orchard fitness.

He’s in core-rigible.

a peach tried the core workout, it was the pits

This must be a coreporate gym.

more biting humor…