Close to Home by John McPherson for January 26, 2025

Your lack of planning does not make it our emergency

Priorities.

Totally believable.

I would like to think that there is no one on earth who would do this. Yet I do not think so.

Bleeb knows a duffer when he sees one, so he’s wisely staying behind that tree.

trail arm collapsing, he will be coming in to steep.

Number 2?

Get creative! I say you should play the rest of the course like Polo right from the cart!

A foursome is on a tee close to the road. A funeral procession of cars starts going down the road. One of the members stands straight with his hand on his heart as it goes by. The other 3 are impressed by this respect and praise him for it. He says: “Well, we were married for 35 years. It was the least I could do!”

He’s got a lot of b@lls.

Nobody cares anymore…..just plow through and apologize later….

I guess he knows how to use his shaft then.

Ploy boy’s wife probably joined the Labor party.

Other than that, I’d suggest aiming for that blue square, 200 yds from the green, to keep handicaps up.

Take your time, the obstetrician is stuck in a sand trap….

Hey, sometimes Golf takes priority … sometimes … ;)

Only on the 2nd hole, she’ll be delivering out in the wildness like the indians.

I’ll bet this is based on a true story!

… all day long, hit the ball, then drag Charlie….

What’s the proper golf club to use when your wife’s in labor? (<<<That joke isn’t all that funny, but it’s all in the delivery.)

It was ball play that got you into this mess in the first place.

I’d gotten tired of comics about golf, but this is on a whole new level.

How many pars left?

None so blind as those who will not see.