Cornered by Mike Baldwin for February 09, 2025

Small: “Lounge” act. Large: They never stop “plugging”.

Large: You wish for a fire, just so the fire department has an excuse to break his windows to get the hose to the fire plug.

When you have to explain everything…

Small: “Go to a boat show and get your own barque.”

Large: He’s bettor, himself.

One: Good plan!

Two: Bad plan!

1. … and the sniffing! Don’t sniff ‘em… they hate that!

2. I’ve seen that! It’s like Rule #2 in the book: Street Parking for Dummies.

Okay. You do the barking. I’ll tug on your leash and smile.

Large just turn on your hazzard lights….A.K.A. park anywhere lights

One free high-cost ticket for every customer.

… If I need you to “Speak!”, I’ll let you know.

Who’s a good boy, now? Woof

There’s always a Clueless twit…..☺️

Professional “barker”…………Here’s your sign!!!!!!

Boss Dog…

Pro tip: You can legally park anywhere if you turn on your hazard lights.

At least I regularly see drivers who act as though they believe that.

Caption 1: They just left the barking lot.

Caption 2: If they’ve towed you once, they’ve towed you a thousand times.

Large: The detail in the drawing is fantastic, all the way down to the yellow puddle by the fire hydrant.

Large: No doubt the sign was put up by parking enforcement, so they can get their quota.

Small: You usually do.

Small: Let me do the barking. Large: Let me do the parking.

Let me do the barkingHAHAHAHAHA

Bark in the park

Park and disembark