The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for January 06, 2025

aye, but ye still came out of it with a noisy bird on yer arm

Is the name RATHE-MART supposed to be something we should recognize?

Did Basil shop in the “Rath-Bone”??

The local convenience stores here sell a lot of shoelaces, beer, small hair clips, bits of aluminum foil and single cigars. Kinda odd…..

You wouldn’t download a box of cereal.

When it comes to prices, convenience stores should be called rape-mart.

Isn’t that what your boss said when he looked at your paycheck?

Selling corn on the cob for a dollar apiece is true piracy. That’s a buck an ear!

I avoid those like the plague.

It’s a nice touch that Loretta is walking on his arm.

If we’re talking convenience stores, I discovered that 7/11 prices are higher than in vending machines!

And it’s legal.

Pirates come to you, so wouldn’t that be more “convenient”?

It appears to be bright daylight out, so why are they using a convenience store? We’ve seen them at a supermarket in past comics. Was it a holiday and the supermarket was closed?

Yes, I know — they went there for the joke…. :-D

Walk the plank, Loretta!

Or highway robbery.

So true Leroy