Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 31, 2024

“Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener…”

For a few months in 2023 the Wienermobile was officially called the Frankmobile.

She looks kinda green. Maybe she ate one of those wieners!

Two days ago the wife noticed they’re advertising for a new driver… Exactly why my wife spends so much time reading ads for jobs I don’t know. But she usually suggests I apply for them. “Oh, they don’t really want the required qualifications they list,” she insists.

That particular Wienermobile reminds me of a botfly larva, would definitely not make me hungry!

A weinermoble was in a roll over wreck on a Chicago expressway.

Hungry?

Have a seat at the chemistry table.

You can sit below Ne in the same row as Ar specials.

I’ve never seen the Oscar-Meyer Wiener mobile but I’ve seen the Pepperidge Farm Goldfish Mobile tooling down I-81.

Oh I wish I were the Oscar Mayer driver

That is what I’d truly like to be

For I if I were the Oscar Mayer driver

I could tell other drivers to go and bite me

The Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile was just here in town! Idk where I got it but I have a weiner mobile whistle….LOL

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I’ve seen it, it doesn’t look all that delicious, probably needs mustard.

All three responses are valid. The company prefers the last one.

Look who is driving… Anthony Weiner

Looks tastier than one of the L. L. Bean Bootmobiles. Nothing like seeing a Paul Bunyan-sized Maine Hunting Shoe zipping down the Mass Pike or the Maine Turnpike at 105 km/h.

A large Thank You, from the Oscar Meyer Corporation and may the coming year be filled with hot dogs and cold cuts……

For at least one of them, the vehicle achieved the intended effect.