Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 02, 2025

Janis dropping hints six weeks ahead of time means Arlo better get his act together.

Ironing board or vacuum cleaner?

That was a signal she is expecting to have a dllicious valenine prsent. Arlo, you are on the clock..

Valentine day is a primodial event?

I never get Valentines. P’raps I don’t deserve them.

AKA National male guilt day.

Should probably stick with small items that can’t be used as weapons.

Arlo is SUCH a horndog.

I wonder why it’s such a Faux Pas for a man to forget a birthday or Valentines day, but not so much for a woman . . . ?

I got my wife two rose bushes last year for V-day. They didn’t start blooming until June, but they’ll do it again and again. No dead flowers for her.

‘Hmmmmmm, quite boring lately……..

Not quite a celestial occurrence but is important in our neck of the woods….

Yes, Arlo, don’t forget Valentine’s Day!

Mmm, now I can’t wait for Valentine’s Day to ask my wife to “get primal” with me! Although that’s not what the day is supposed to be about.

can we please forget Valentine’s Day?

Valentine’s Day is more a survival observance rather than celestial one.

And it had better not suck!